10.03.2011

they need to call it "going dmvish" instead of postal

DMV: the Ongoing Saga
DMV:Here, you can now renew your ID by mail, just send us money!
Me: Ok, here's your money, make with the ID.
DMV:................................................
Me: Hell-O? Make with the ID.
DMV:...................................
**15 weeks later**
Me:Dear DMV, it's been just short of forever, make with the little plastic card.
DMV: Oh, sorry, we updated it but never mailed it.
Me: Why?
DMV: Dunno. Call this other number and find out.
Me: Grrrrrrr. Hello official office, make with the plastic.
DMV: Can't. Not sure why. Call back next week.
Me: Grrrrrr. *nextweek* Hi! Where is my card?
DMV: Sorry, you need to go take a new photo. This one is too dark for the new cards.
Me:Thus defeating the purpose of having me renew by mail?
DMV: What?
Me: *CLICK*